LIL PUPPETS OR SWASHBUCKLERS YER A HALF SEAS OVER IN JOININ' EPICPIRATES
BRETHREN FER IT BE THE PRIDE OF THE CARRIBBEAN BECOMIN' A SHIPS COUSIN
ABOARD THE EPICPIRATES BRIGANTINE! THAR BE A BOUNTIFUL OF BOOTY TO BE STOWIN'
ABOARD YER BARQUENTINE. WEIGH ANCHOR AND BE SETTIN' COURSE UNDER BARE POLES
OR FAIR WINDS IN YER SAILS ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS AND THRU THE GRAVEYARD OF
THE ATLANTIC FER THAR BE TREASURE CHESTS OR COFFERS FULL OF PIRATE TOYS,
SWORDS, GAMES AND PARAPHERNALIA TO BE SUITIN' A PIRATES FANCY. BE HOISTIN'
YER COLOURS AND SWALLOW THE ANCHOR FER IF ITS TREASURE YE BE SEEKIN' YE COME
TO THE PROPER PLACE! SAYS I. THAR BE TREASURES ASHORE THE EPICPIRATES LAIR.
PILLAGE AND PLUNDER AWAIT YE! MAKE YER MARK AND FILL YER DUFFLE WITH
MEMENTOS AND TRINKETS TO ADORN YER PERSON OR GALLEY.