AYE ME HEARTIES!
DROP ANCHOR AND BE HAULIN' OUT THE GANGPLANK FER THAR BE PIRATE WEAR OR
BE PIRATITUDE PARAPHERNALIA TO BE ADORNIN' OR BE RIGGIN' YUR PIRATITUDE
FANCY! SAYS I. THAR BE A BOUNTIFUL OF SEAWORTHY APPAREL, BAGS, HATS, TIES,
ETC. TO BE FILLIN' YUR DUFFLE OR BE ADDIN' TO YER PERSONAL EFFECTS AND BE HOISTIN'
YUR COLOURS. MAKE YUR MARK AND BE STANDIN' READY WITH YUR JACK TARS AND
OTHER PIRATITUDE REGALIA AND BE RAISIN' YER BLACK JACK WTH GROG! IT BE
TIME TO JOININ' THE FREE WORLD OF A PIRATE AND BECOMIN' A SHIPS COUSIN
ABOARD THE EPICPIRATES BRIGANTINE FER IT BE THE PRIDE OF THE CARIBBEAN! IT
BE.